Women Having Affairs with Chocolate Bars
There is a new chocolate bar that was recently launched by Mars called Fling. Gentleman, trust me when I say this, if you see your wife, girlfriend buying this product, run and get flowers, eat oysters, communicate better, whatever, just do something.
One website described it as a new chocolate finger that is playfully flirtatious. If you go to their actual website, flingchocolate.com, the background is pink and pictured are ladies who look like they are looking for a fling. The kicker is that they are 85 calories per finger…not per bar, per finger! Some other doozy phrases describing the product are that sometimes you need to be a little naughty to taste the sweetness and “lick the wrapper”.
The actual bar itself (I am refraining from calling it a finger) is a meringue base with truffle layered on top and then surrounded by chocolate. There are three flavors available, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and hazelnut.
It is available in California for now but you can also order it online. Again, if you see your wives or girlfriends eating Fling, you could end up flung.